some people drink. others hibernate. i relish the seasonal perks:
1. lounging in your long johns and watching uber-violent films, guilt-free
2. stocking up on every variety of cocoa for your twice daily dose
3. extending your friendly indoor visit just to thaw out
4. sporting the biker burqa look and fashionably functional boots
5. never standing out as the smelly kid
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