the unsung perks of being a delivery driver:
1. top secret elevator dancing
2. unsolicited life stories
3. a nephew who officially worships me
This Just In: I Will Gladly Pay You Friday For No Blogging Post Today - Owing to the imminent demolition of my home and neighborhood to make way for Elon Musk's new Hyperloop (they're swinging the wrecking ball as I speak) I am...