Owen /OH-when/: Unique mammalian species, characterized by the energy of two fully grown adults, social skills of a 25-year-old, and uncanny passion for basketball.
Miles /MY-UHLZ!!!/: A two-year-old, self-proclaimed Superherio known to call out "I want candy!" in his sleep and run around with his pants on backwards.
Chunky Chunky /CHUN-kee CHOON-kee/: 1. An imaginary being, ambiguous in form, age, and species, with whom Miles (and family) frequently dine and adventure. 2. A complex composition of gaseous molecules frequently detected in close proximity to small boys with vivid imaginations.
I Wrote a Column for Outside and They Published It on the Internet! - I'm currently waiting to board a cross-country New York-bound germ tube as I type this, but my latest column ponders the question all thinking cyclists* ha...