rice with italian dressing is no longer my favorite food.
i still cry when i watch legally blonde (after midnight).
i keep my sparklepants in a desk drawer at work. in case of emergency.
This Just In: I Will Gladly Pay You Friday For No Blogging Post Today
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Owing to the imminent demolition of my home and neighborhood to make way
for Elon Musk's new Hyperloop (they're swinging the wrecking ball as I
speak) I am...
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