you find yourself googling sex bracelets and emailing the results to your supervisor. here's what happened:
supervisor: what do the colors on sex bracelets mean? i have a parent who -
me: sex bracelets?
s: yeah. the ones girls are wearing these days.
m: there are bracelets for sex? hold on. (googling.) oh. oh? eww...want me to email you this link?
s: would you? thanks.
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