fact: stoner nick first played this song for girl ryan and me in 2001.
fact: ironically, girl ryan and i spent many an hour blasting this tune on her car stereo and belting out lyrics in winter 2002.
fact: the following spring, i introduced mom and pop to the big hit.
fact: a few weeks ago, mom referenced the chorus of this song during a meeting with missionaries from our church to explain why she had not baked them cookies for dessert.
fact: they seemed thoroughly distraught.
I Wrote a Column for Outside and They Published It on the Internet! - I'm currently waiting to board a cross-country New York-bound germ tube as I type this, but my latest column ponders the question all thinking cyclists* ha...