Thursday, January 29, 2009

you knock my pants off

dave's cranium challenge got me thinking of idiomatic errors:

you are the sunshine of my eye.
maybe i'm blind as a cat and
you're just a sheep in wolf's clothing.
but, baby, i'll burn that bridge when i cross it.
i don't want to beat a dead bush.
it's a doggy dog world out there.
we've all got skeletons to air out
and dirty baggage in our closets.
but you hit the hammer on the head when you said:
abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

**i'll stop. but you should try some. it's an excellent procrastination past-time. just be careful: good intentions killed the cat.


daveghax said...

whatever man. abstinence does make the heart grow fonder. you never want it more than when you're not getting it. you of all people should know that.

CompTron said...

i read this piece in Glamour magazine about guys who proudly abstained, and not for "lack of opportunity".

i just don't get it. i'm about to take the bull by its horns, or something.