you knock my pants off

dave's cranium challenge got me thinking of idiomatic errors:

you are the sunshine of my eye.
maybe i'm blind as a cat and
you're just a sheep in wolf's clothing.
but, baby, i'll burn that bridge when i cross it.
i don't want to beat a dead bush.
it's a doggy dog world out there.
we've all got skeletons to air out
and dirty baggage in our closets.
but you hit the hammer on the head when you said:
abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.


**i'll stop. but you should try some. it's an excellent procrastination past-time. just be careful: good intentions killed the cat.