i finished david sedaris' naked two days ago and i need another read asap. i've been tapping my foot excessively, thumbing through painfully dull publications, and - worst of all - introspecting about myself and my future before falling asleep each night. it's bad.
i stopped by barnes and noble to remedy my problem. i considered cold mountain; animal, vegetable, miracle; holidays on ice; and the collected writings of martin luther king, jr. before remembering the brightly colored cecil county library card sitting on my dresser at home. but it gets worse.
the library is closed for election day. oh democracy. sigh.
at least it buys me time to figure out what i want to read. any thoughts?
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