Oh my Toilet
Earthly Goddess of Sanitation
You Make my Bowels Full with Joy
Progeny of Nature's Toilet
Fair Cuz of the Bidet
Your Porcelin Facade and Shiny Silver Handle
Welcome me Home from Weekend Adventures
Sweet Flushable Toilet
With Soft Tissue and Freshened Air you Abide
Enclosed by Walls and Locking Door
You Ne'er Keep Company with Rats or Raccoons
Oh my Baby of Modern Plumbing
You Make my Heart Flutter
And my Intestines Grown with Relief
Who Will Save The World From Cyclists?
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Firstly, Sha Na Na Tovah to all my Jewish friends:
Did I say it right?
Secondly, I recommend you check out today's Bike Forecast for your reading
enjoyme...
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