Ode to my Toilet (Originally posted on MySpace 09/13/06)

Oh my Toilet

Earthly Goddess of Sanitation

You Make my Bowels Full with Joy



Progeny of Nature's Toilet

Fair Cuz of the Bidet

Your Porcelin Facade and Shiny Silver Handle

Welcome me Home from Weekend Adventures



Sweet Flushable Toilet

With Soft Tissue and Freshened Air you Abide

Enclosed by Walls and Locking Door

You Ne'er Keep Company with Rats or Raccoons



Oh my Baby of Modern Plumbing

You Make my Heart Flutter

And my Intestines Grown with Relief